ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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