Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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