HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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