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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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