she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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