And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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