he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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