Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize