Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I need a hoe opinion
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