The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick