she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..