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Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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