Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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