So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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