He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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