6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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