You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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