i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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