it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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