hell yes lets make some ravioli
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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