We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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