i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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