Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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