so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I intend to get homeless drunk
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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