Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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