bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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