your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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