Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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