whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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