Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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