I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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