bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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