I wish I only lived at night.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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