How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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