forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
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ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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