well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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