no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I will die if light touches me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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