4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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