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there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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