Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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