I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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