Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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