So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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