I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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