i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I am naked and annoyed.
Enjoy the penises
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize