this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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