remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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