I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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