I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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