the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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