I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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