Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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