For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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