Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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