i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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