i permit you to call me
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
